Saturday, May 31, 2014
Intro
Four American hosses set out to conquer Europe one nation at a time. Alex "Big Hass" Patkin is a seasoned traveler looking to give a boost to his resume. Justin "Scooter" Massey has been referred to as the Picasso of the modern Instagram and will surely capture a few gems. Ed "The Sled" Haroian is the cultural specalist who will fill his peculiarly large head with a wealth of information. Kyle "The Hawk" Taylor will be returning to his roots in Italy and will inevitably be trying to join in on any pick up soccer game he sees. These are their stories...
Pre Europe Questionairre
As our Europe trip draws near, the fan mail is increasing with every second. In order to deal with the increasing demand, we have assembled a panel of experts to meet the needs of the public. They have answered the questions to the best of their ability.
Q: Do you think Justin and Alex will buy leather pants to go with their cowboy boots?
A: Guaranteed. The tighter, the better.
A: Guaranteed. The tighter, the better.
Q: What have the travelers been doing for trip preparation?
A: 10 sets of 50 push ups each morning. Protein and side salads.
A: 10 sets of 50 push ups each morning. Protein and side salads.
Q: Will the travelers be using their American names in Europe?
A: No. Justin will be going by Giseuppe, Alex will be going by Alejandro, Kyle will be Luigi, and Ed will be going by Peach.
Q: How will the travelers pass the time while traveling?
A:
Kyle will spend most of his time fine tuning the air conditioning knob to create the perfect atmosphere.
Justin will use the time to hone his juggling skills, fine tune his magic tricks and practice Instagram.
Alex will most likely do a couple hundred sets of "Tension and Release Weight Training" while learning to count cards.
Ed will definitely be catching up on Pretty Little Liars as well as his Good Housekeeping magazines.
Q: What is the strangest thing the travelers are bringing to Europe?
A:
Kyle - A set of sterling silver sporks
Justin - A holographic Charizard pokemon card
Ed - A dirty garden hose
Alex - Three cases of fresh tennis balls
A: No. Justin will be going by Giseuppe, Alex will be going by Alejandro, Kyle will be Luigi, and Ed will be going by Peach.
Q: How will the travelers pass the time while traveling?
A:
Kyle will spend most of his time fine tuning the air conditioning knob to create the perfect atmosphere.
Justin will use the time to hone his juggling skills, fine tune his magic tricks and practice Instagram.
Alex will most likely do a couple hundred sets of "Tension and Release Weight Training" while learning to count cards.
Ed will definitely be catching up on Pretty Little Liars as well as his Good Housekeeping magazines.
Q: What is the strangest thing the travelers are bringing to Europe?
A:
Kyle - A set of sterling silver sporks
Justin - A holographic Charizard pokemon card
Ed - A dirty garden hose
Alex - Three cases of fresh tennis balls
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